July 2012
dinotrash:
pinkspotlight:
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into...
zeusyallday:
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
wvnderbar:
theslowpokewell:
wvnderbar:
i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
what about skinny straight guys?
everybody has their secrets
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bowlingforsoup:
honestly who even told old men about omegle
african-fairy:
theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder
pe teacher: u walked the whole mile in 30 minutes how do u expect to pass
me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Wisdom of Confucius
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withmymelancholyblues:
mylifesarumor:
scipioaemilianus:
liamoflegends:
shaving23spiders:
wvnderbar:
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays believed that they could
believed they could get married in my neighborhood
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believed:
wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY JESUS
THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN
THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN
THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
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